Red vs. Blue Episode #15

How the other half live

Sarge: I never even told him (referring to Grif) he was my son.
Church: No way! The Orange guy is your son?
Sarge: Na, I just wanted to screw with him one last time.

[Just before Sarge returns to the real world from the afterlife]:
Sarge: Will I remember any of this?
Church: Yes, but only if you give me two dollars!